Conversation between me and my husband at lunch today:
He, noticing my shirt had short, upper-arm-hugging sleeves: "That shirt makes you look like you have muscles."
Me: "What do you mean makes it 'look like' I have muscles? There's some muscle under there!"
He: "Okay, make a muscle..."
-- I make a muscle --
He: "Oh..."
Today's life lesson - don't insinuate that your chubby wife's upper arm definition is fat masquerading as muscle! Sometimes, it actually is muscle, and I hope you don't find out the hard way.
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